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Пятнадцать лет по всему Советскому Союзу учат язык (чаще всего английский), и никто его не знает, если только не занимаются дополнительно. Кроме какого-то десятка бессмысленных предложений, никто ничего произнести не может. Владимир Буковский — И возвращается ветер
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable. Christopher Reeve (via J5OUcz5F7mY)
There are no human beings in Russia, so no need for human rights.
To know the truth, you must risk everything. © The Animatrix
Webmaster than the webmast, yet not the webmastest. ©
Never Underestimate Radical Vision
The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth
So he says "do you love me" and she says "no, but that's a real nice ski mask" © Dumb and dumber
The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything. © Fight Club
Still waters run deep.
Scientists have discovered why some female spiders eat their male mates. According to rigorous data analysis, it turns out that the male spiders deserve it.
Is there anything that you can do well? © Kill Bill 2
Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit.
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. © Jiddu Krishnamurti. © Zeitgeist Addendum
Whenever you are tempted to type something into a print statement or a debugger expression, write it as a test instead. Martin Fowler
I highly recommend you visit the Empire State Building, before you or one of your cousins takes it down. © The Dictator
They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. © Benjamin Franklin
The majority is always wrong.
Apache is like Microsoft Word, it has a million options but you only need six. Nginx does those six things, and it does five of them 50 times faster than Apache. © Chris Lea on nginx and Wordpress
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. © Doug Linder, systems administrator
Web 1.0 was invented to allow physicists to share research papers. Web 2.0 was created to allow people to share pictures of cute cats. © Ethan Zuckerman
[On Religion] But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! © George Carlin
If he's had a beer or two, he becomes the most annoying person on earth. The problem is he takes a couple of beers at least everyday. © The Pirate Bay Away from Keyboard
The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it. Benjamin Disraeli
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. ©
A man is as old as he feels, and a woman as old as she looks.
— You're disgusting! Vile! Horrible! Cruel! Perverted!
— Perverted! Perverted! That is the one I wanted to hear. You've made my day. Perverted! My God, it's nice to know you're appreciated. Believe me, if you weren't a woman I could kiss you for that. © Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
Let pedestrians run clumsily across the puddles
And let water flow like a river down the pavement
I still don't understand why people like sports. They get so emotional over the weirdest things. © Mr. Robot (S02E01)
A guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her.
He makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't gonna go home with him.
Guy says, "What if I offer you $1 million to sleep with me?"
The woman's never had a million dollars in her life.
She stops and considers the offer very seriously.
The guy changes his mind, says, "What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?"
Woman is aghast.
"What kind of woman do you think I am?"
Guy says, "We already figured that out. Now we're just negotiating."
© Mr. Robot (S02E02)
— God can help you.
— Is that what God does? He helps?
Tell me, why didn't God help my innocent friend who died for no reason while the guilty roam free?
Okay, fine.
Forget the one-offs.
How about the countless wars declared in his name?
Okay, fine.
Let's skip the random, meaningless murder for a second, shall we?
How about the racist, sexist, phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him?
And I'm not just talking about Jesus.
I'm talking about all organized religion... exclusive groups created to manage control, a dealer getting people hooked on the drug of hope, his followers nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit
to keep their dopamine of ignorance, addicts afraid to believe the truth... that there is no order, there's no power, that all religions are just metastasizing mind worms meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that want to run us.
All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly written sci-fi franchise.
If I don't listen to my imaginary friend, why the fuck should I listen to yours?
People think their worship's some key to happiness.
That's just how he owns you.
Even I'm not crazy enough to believe that distortion of reality.
So fuck God.
He's not a good enough scapegoat for me.
© Mr. Robot (S02E03)
endeavour
grievances
scrutiny
quinquennial
Сколько английских слов вы знаете?
http://www.bash.org/?top
https://www.lexico.com/definition/avalanche
http://www.jokes2go.com/
http://habrahabr.ru/blogs/gtd/126189/ — о словарном запасе иностранного языка
http://heller.ru/blog/2010/05/beginners-english-how-to/ — Как начать изучать английский с нуля
https://lj.rossia.org/users/avla/93287.html — Как изучать английский
Sin City
[Hartigan] I finally sit down,
just like you told me to.
Citations
Why does a dog wag its tail?
Because a dog is smarter than its tail.
If the tail were smarter, the tail would wag the dog.
Don't change horses in midstream.
dinky; die-cast
chamomile
cloak
There are a few extra features, such as USB support, WHICH ARE closed-source and distributed in separate extension packs.
dating back to [1981]
warehousing
gestation
...but many of them are tough enough to challenge even the most experienced programmer
Трудности перевода
Can You hear me — Ты можешь меня здесь
Undressed custom model — Голая таможенная модель
Manicure — Деньги лечат
I'm just asking — Я всего лишь король жоп
I have been there — У меня там фасоль
God only knows — Единственный нос бога
We are the champions — Мы шампиньоны
Do You feel alright? — Ты справа всех знаешь?
Bye bye baby, baby good bye — Купи купи ребенка, ребонок хорошая покупка
To be or not to be? — Пчела или не пчела?
I fell in love — Я свалился в любовь.
Just in case — Только в портфеле
I will never give up — Меня никогда не тошнит
Oh dear — Ах олень.
I saw my Honey today — Я пилил мой мед сегодня
I'm going to make you mine — Я иду копать тебе шахту
May God be with you — Майская хорошая пчелка с тобой
Finnish people — Конченные люди
Bad influence — Плохая простуда
Phone seller — Позвони продавцу
Good products — Бог на стороне уток
Let's have a party — Давайте организуем партию
Watch out! — Посмотри снаружи!
I know his story well — Я знаю твой исторический колодец
Let it be! — Давайте жрать пчел!
Press space bar to continue — Космический бар прессы продолжает ..
I love you baby — Я люблю вас, бабы!!!